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Rules For Ghost Hunting and Such For People Who Do Not Normally See Them
1. As someone who sees ghosts, I advise you to completely cover your skin, including ankles, hands, and your face. Except for your ears and eyes.
2. Do not ever cover your ears. You will need them to hear.
3. Do not speak aloud. Instead, focus on a mental connection. Ghost don’t like voices, and some latch onto you this way.
4. Always remember Rule 2.
5. Once they are open to you, you are open to them.
6. Experiences tend to be few and far in between. My first visual was at five, then ten, and then an unsettling amount of presences and mishaps at 15. If you are constantly seeing one, it is most likely tracking you.
7. If you have read this guide in the hopes of figuring out how to permanently get rid of a ghost, sorry. The most I know to tell you is to very clearly and loudly state they are not welcome here. This is most effective if you’ve never spoken to them before. Watch out for more tailing behind.
8. If you see a young girl named Victoria with a mangled leg, get the hell out of there and get a friend to tell her to leave. A tall man with no face may come for revenge. Prepare yourself.
9. Always be prepared.
10. A phone is more effective than a radio or walkie talkies if you want a buffer or distraction.
11. Stay calm and be firm. Fear is easily manipulated.
12. Your feet are the most vulnerable part of you. Make sure you can run fast and move nimbly.
13. Developing ghost tend to hide under things and in shadows. Avoid that.
14. You really shouldn’t be ghost hunting.
15. Remember Rule 5. It is the most vital thing to know.
16. It is not always plausible to close yourself from the supernatural once you are open to it. Most chose to open themselves. Ones like me are born without a choice.
17. Do not imagine anything in particular about a ghost. You will warp the connection.
18. Stay focused on your objective.
19. Everything has an objective and a personality. Observe it.
20. Do not let them touch you. You may feel them, but if you see them attempting to touch you, break the connection. They may touch you before you see them and that is less dangerous.
21. Breaking a connection is not easy without another person who doesn’t feel it. Screaming and motion can help.
22. Footsteps when you are alone is not something to be ignored.
23. The best protection is a non-believer, or someone the ghost has decided Unnecessary.
24. Avoid anything that feels off or malicious.
25. If you saw something, you most definitely saw something. Don’t disregard it.
26. Under no circumstances, should you panic. Period.
27. Do not expect a ghost to deem you Necessary. It is usually better to be left alone.
28. Ghost mostly appear in white and black. Watch out for colors.
29. If you’re colorblind, do not go alone.
30. Going alone makes you both more vulnerable and more open.
31. Most ghost will stare at you. If you can’t feel that, leave. Just leave.
32. You can always move. Even when you are frozen in fear. Do not allow them to render you motionless.
33. Most ghosts are tied to a location, usually a house.
34. Trust your instincts. The connection generally defies logical thinking and the ghost will attempt to push you towards certain decisions.
35. Do not let fear taint you.
36. Banging, footsteps, scuttling, and whispering are common noises for ghosts and such.
37. Avoid small areas.
38. Avoid rooms with too many dangerous or sharp objects.
39. Bullets do not work.
40. Do not bring any weapons beyond a heavy stick. Even that can be ill-advised.
41. Make sure clothing is form fitting. No holes, no gaps, no open zippers. Jackets are a good idea.
42. If you find yourself in a verbal conversation with a ghost, be prepared for anything. Even death. Most will not speak.
43. Powerful ones can bounce thoughts back and forth through the connection. The best thing to do is to project your thoughts at the ghost and narrate the situation.
44. Remain in control. If a ghost attempts to take control, sever the connection.
45. The more stuff you meddle in, the more stuff that can come at you. Everything is complicated and most likely, harmful. Do not strike deals or make promises.
46. Staircases are very vulnerable. Avoid ones without handrails. You will eventually have to go down if you go up and ghost can make sure you fall.
47. Remember Rule 24, Rule 25, and Rule 34.
48. Windows and doors can be locked. I advise smashing windows if locked in and avoid rooms without them.
49. Not once I have ever encountered a ghost where it was above a cool temperature.
50. Do not follow a ghost anywhere. Water, ice, underground, forest, and anything above the first floor or flammable is a trap. Do not allow them to herd you into one either.
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This is a fucking stunning use of lyrics and images. I gasped the first time I saw it.
I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not
Is Abcde a stupid name? Yes, of course it is.
Does that give the employee the right to post a photo of the girl’s full name online in order to mock it ok? Absolutely not.
Apparently the employee had a habit of taking photos of people at work and making fun of them, and the mom only contacted the airline when she found that out. That is perfectly reasonable. The employee should absolutely be fired.
But also, don’t give your kids names like Abcde.
There are no heroes in this story
The only innocent in this tale is the poor kid who can’t help the fact her parents think naming their kid Ab City and spelling it Abcde is Acceptable
SO IN THE NEW MBMBAM THEY GET AN AUDIENCE QUESTION FROM A GUY WHO’S BEEN INTO FIGURE SKATING FOR A WHILE AND GRIFFIN WITH AN AUDIBLE >:3C INTERRUPTS TO SAY “So you got into it two years ago… Was there a certain piece of media that had come out at that time…” AND THE GUY HAD TO SAY “LISTEN… Yeah.” CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING CALLED OUT IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FOR GETTING INTO FIGURE SKATING BECAUSE YOU’RE A WEEB
in fairness Griffin’s immediate response was “you’re my hero” and the crowd lost its mind
I kind of want to see a story about an elf; tall, beautiful, clumsy as fuck, and an industrial worker who can’t do archery to save themselves and swears all the time.
And I kind of want to see a story about a dwarf; short, robust, hairy, elegant, sweet, very refined and a lover of poetry who’s never said a rude word in their life.
I just think it would be an interesting change of pace.
they’re girlfriends
they’re super fucking cute and i need more of this.
Shot awake last night in a cold sweat because I thought about drawing this and miraculously remembered it today so here’s a gift from me to y'all
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